I Think That I Finally Found...

Not 'someone', but 'something'. Hehe. I was browsing through my e-mails and I happened to have the patience to stop by this particular e-mail ad from Nokia to check out their latest cellphone models...

With VGA camera? Nah.

...With camera? Nope.

...(couldn't find the word 'camera' in its main features). Hmmm.

So I checked out its full features and found that it has no camera. What's more, it's got everything that I am looking for in a cellphone. You flip it open (I dunno how they call it), it has no camera, it's black (which makes it look sleek 'n savvy 'n sophisticated *wink*), and that's it. I will further check if it's available in the local market, though. It could be a great gift, you know, for myself this Christmas. LOL!